Major Coasts to Victory Lane

Published August 22, 2011 (AP)

Fuel strategy again played a key as the #17 chose to skip a late pit stop and instead charged to the front of the pack. They didn't make it by much, but with the checkered flag in sight, Major "Linearity" Lag coasted across the finish line on an empty tank.

Said Maj, "I think that shot of Crown on the last restart was just enough to get us home"

"instead charged to the front of the pack" - you ran out front the entire race with "Road Block" Jeff held everyone else off... Well until he and I crashed... Maybe Im missing something...

DontTreadOnMe wrote:

"instead charged to the front of the pack" - you ran out front the entire race with "Road Block" Jeff held everyone else off... Well until he and I crashed... Maybe Im missing something...

Judging from my past experiences with Karl's distorted and demented views of what actually happened on the racetrack....I am inclined to believe Major's version of the story.

I'm gonna have to agree with Ram on this one. Fact is, Karl was so far back, I'm surprised he could see my car.

Well Maj it only appeared so far back because you were wearing shot glasses for goggles

Never would of happened if my internet hadn't dropped, I know I could have wrecked you.

CAT DID THEY FIND ANYTHING TODAY?

Sorry sucks called me at 5:00 and said they couldn't come because they had no support at the main center, but he said he thinks he has a good idea of where the problem is. Thats what they said last time. I gave him an ear full though.

Cat wrote:

Sorry sucks called me at 5:00 and said they couldn't come because they had no support at the main center, but he said he thinks he has a good idea of where the problem is. Thats what they said last time. I gave him an ear full though.

Now your totally screwed!

Wait till he gives them a bucket or blade full...

Your welcome Maj...

Get that Paypal transfer yet Jeff?